February 2011
I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.
January 2011
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
pwnator:
arielsteiner:
hello-mgann:
anayork:
amen!
My fridge would be full of salsa
The world would probably explode, but WHO CARES LET’S REBLOG. :D
THIS SHOULD BE POSSIBLE AS IT WORKS WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF TROLL PHYSICS
AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY,...
dietonightliveforever-:
hello-mgann:
slowpokeisunderrated:
timmmypang:
MY FUCKING LYSDEXIA!
DEMIGOD GPOY
also, fun fact we don’t even read individual words but word clusters.
Can you imagine how skinny we'd all be if we spent...
slimhips-frenchtips:
Reblog if your friends beat your ass for no...
cranberriesdaisyblue:
i do that all the time. HAHAHHAAH!
Top Likes of the Day
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
When people think I'm normal and not a huge...
idouchecanoemonfer:
I hate when girls think that being dumb is cute.
itgirldarcy:
I AM SO
turrific:
