January 2011
Scratch that, looks like it will be another year...
happypride:
thelittlemerboy:
happypride:
Because my bf is going partying without me.
Fucking fantastic.
WHAT. A. FUCKING. BUMMER.
Yeah you’re fucking telling me.
How to get laid.
happpynesss:
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
How to get laid.
happpynesss:
Lay on bed.
Wait 2 hours.
Lay becomes past tense
crunch-:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
crunch-:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
What I want to do when there's an awkward silence.
What I want to do when there's an awkward silence.
When I go out, I wish someone I don't know would...
justindrewiloveyou:
wonderlyna:
And I’d be like
When I go out, I wish someone I don't know would...
justindrewiloveyou:
wonderlyna:
And I’d be like
Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
When someone jokes about me being ugly :
tribbiani:
On the outside, i’m like:
But on the inside, i’m actually like:
When someone jokes about me being ugly :
tribbiani:
On the outside, i’m like:
But on the inside, i’m actually like:
Believe in Me: I seriously got to stop laughing... →
hollyjandro:
swingingfists:
heyitsalexxx:
xeatmewhileimhot:
My mom is yelling at me like this
Then I try to keep a straight face like
But dumbass me burst out laughing like
Next thing you know, my mom is attacking me
my life.
lol this is like when i…
Believe in Me: I seriously got to stop laughing... →
hollyjandro:
swingingfists:
heyitsalexxx:
xeatmewhileimhot:
My mom is yelling at me like this
Then I try to keep a straight face like
But dumbass me burst out laughing like
Next thing you know, my mom is attacking me
my life.
lol this is like when i…
December 2010
that awkward moment when you're playing with your...
everyone’s looking at you like,
and you’re just like,
that awkward moment when you're playing with your...
everyone’s looking at you like,
and you’re just like,
reiaa:
If you’re Asian, automatic play.
reiaa:
If you’re Asian, automatic play.
Bruno Mars close his eyes, he sees his name in...
nicolelove33:
hahahaha omg this.