Marc is awesome.


bravodelta9:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

freddiefrowns:

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

a customer once asked me to void his transaction and then got angry at me when I cancelled his order.

Most of the time, I think Social Darwinism is a nefarious and unethical practice. But, sometimes…

I’m dying on the inside. Also this is why I don’t work in retail or good service anymore.


Via Running With Scissors

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

(Source: oreoofficial)

Via Homosexually-frustrated.

lastoneout:

annabethchasy:

roryamy:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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FUN FACT real download links won’t move if you drag them along with your mouse so if it does drag it’s an ad!!

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(Source: liz-comstock)

Via Running With Scissors

(Source: funnyordie)








most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

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DIPSY

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LALA

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PO

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TYRONE

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(Source: babynanaii)

Via WAZZAAAAAAH !

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too


Via WAZZAAAAAAH !


(Source: octopussoir-)


jaclcfrost:

[drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

Via WAZZAAAAAAH !


armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

Via WAZZAAAAAAH !

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

(Source: oldloves)


vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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(Source: vidarianvivisepulture)

Via WAZZAAAAAAH !
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