Marc is awesome.


semicolson:

nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

You know he’s gonna spend $1500 on getting fucked up.




pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

image

a BIG FUCKING FROG

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collegehumor:

Man’s best friend is a cartoon’s worst nightmare.

Finish reading If Cartoon Pets Were Real Pets


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radical-hour:

audivinity:

If I die young, bury me in satin

My mom said “it would melt during the funeral” so I told her it wasn’t a real twix and she said “oh, that’s stupid.”

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prince-of-the-iron-fist:

yup-that-exists:

The Nerf Nuke

Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.

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slovver:

the cold never bothered me anyway

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h0odrich:

trashyprinces:

Hot Man Hot Food: Thor Bülow by Max Lakner.

he’s white you coulda given him some apple juice and he would’ve reacted the same way


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mcchickened:

an very important hole



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motherbox:

 

Aaron Taylor Johnson response to sexist questions may be my new favorite thing. (x)

I fuckin’ love him. 

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